On second thought...

It's a bit hard to blog when one has absolutely no idea what to blog about, let alone blog well when one doesn't know the purpose of his blog in the first place. Possible solutions: devise a post giving this blog a purpose (which would likely be really long and contrived and ultimately change the idea of the blog into some half-assed, grandiose bullshit), dive into it anyway without a clear goal (which would be a nice little show of spontaneity and spur-of-the-moment sincerity, but, in the end, would end up being crude, unfocused, and ultimately uninteresting), or post some bizarre picture for no good reason and give up until I get a half-good idea. I bet you'll never guess what I picked!

What is a blog?

Looking back, I don't have a fucking clue. But I'm back. And I'm gonna write a better one, godammit.